[cross posted to
scooby_doo ]

-Velma: Guys! I've been looking all over for-OH MY GOD! IN THE BUSHES!? YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!
-Daphne: It's not what you think, Velma! I'm preforming CPR! Fred was, uh, choking on a trap!
-Fred: A trap? I thought we were having sex.
-Daphne: SHUT UP, FRED!

-Velma: Guys! I've been looking all over for-OH MY GOD! IN THE BUSHES!? YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!
-Daphne: It's not what you think, Velma! I'm preforming CPR! Fred was, uh, choking on a trap!
-Fred: A trap? I thought we were having sex.
-Daphne: SHUT UP, FRED!