brendala

You don't have to be a financial whiz to figure out the quickest way to dominate the Kingdom Hearts universe...

Once again, I must give my undying respect to Carl Barks, Don Rosa (I'm still furious at the art gods for taking his eyesight!!!), and anyone else who can draw the Duck/McDuck family without the aid of a model sheet and a dozen reference pictures. Even with visual aids, those beaks are a pain in the butt to get right!

Anyhoo, one of the many things I hated about Kingdom Hearts 2 was the fact that Scrooge had a cameo but didn't get to do anything (we didn't even get to hear Alan Young's sweet Scottish brogue because Scrooge's dialogue was text only). If Scrooge ever set foot in the Kingdom Hearts universe, buying Hot Topic would be his FIRST move because he's the most brilliant capitalist ever.
After that, he would proceed to single-handedly defeat The Heartless, Sephoroth, and Orginization 13 with his pogo cane. He would then turn Orginization 13 into a thriving legitimate business just like he recently did with the evil corporation in St. Canard. And that scenario would have been a hell of a lot more fun to play than the convoluted, yaoi bishonen whine-fest that we got in KH2 and all the subsequent sequels.

Evil doers of the world must remember this: You don't f&$k with McDuck! Just ask these poor saps (warning, minor spoilers for The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck)...