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brendalaWell, I recently found out that yet ANOTHER Kingdom Hearts game with a ridiculously stupid subtitle (Birth by Sleep) just came out on the PSP. I'm still a bit peeved at this series for having the potential to be awesome beyond belief and then screwing it up in the sequels by adding in a bunch of boring original characters with convoluted, angsty back-stories.
So I decided to vent my frustration in comic form. Enjoy:
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NEWSFLASH SQUARE-ENIX: No one bought the first Kingdom Hearts game expecting (or wanting) deep characters or complex plots. We just wanted to watch Cloud Strife beat up Jafar and see Donald Duck kick Maleficent's ass. That's all! So stop throwing a dozen new whiny bishonen into every Kingdom Hearts game! If I wanted more of those, I'd pick up one of the Final Fantasy titles.
P.S. Tell Nomura to cool it with the belts and zippers. It's getting f&*$%ing ridiculous!
So I decided to vent my frustration in comic form. Enjoy:
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NEWSFLASH SQUARE-ENIX: No one bought the first Kingdom Hearts game expecting (or wanting) deep characters or complex plots. We just wanted to watch Cloud Strife beat up Jafar and see Donald Duck kick Maleficent's ass. That's all! So stop throwing a dozen new whiny bishonen into every Kingdom Hearts game! If I wanted more of those, I'd pick up one of the Final Fantasy titles.
P.S. Tell Nomura to cool it with the belts and zippers. It's getting f&*$%ing ridiculous!
