What the F#&k, Archie Comics!?!?

[brendala]

I know this comic has been around for 1,000 years and has resorted to some pretty desperate publicity ploys recently (adding a gay character, having Archie marry both Betty and Veronica in separate "dream sequence" stories, having Archie make a Black girl his third bitch, etc.). But having the new cover feature the President of the United States cheating on his wife with one of his formal rivals!? SERIOUSLY!?



And before you say "sharing a milkshake isn't technically cheating", remember that this is the Archie universe. Sharing a milkshake is pretty much the Archie-world equivalent of Palin and Obama hitting third base. >_<