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Sorry it took so long to get to part three. But scanning this thing with a digital camera is a pain and reading it hurts like hell. Anyway, when we last left this comic, we found out that all racism in America was caused by a 4-headed plant demon named Toxen that spits acid. And we didn't hear about why/if racism exists in other countries because countries that aren't America can't be racist and therefore they don't matter.
The only way to defeat the racist plant demon is for a bunch of jive-talking ghosts to shoot out a holy beam and hope it gives superpowers to one of the few Americans who isn't a raging bigot. Can you guess who that someone is?
If you want to play a drinking game; take a swig for every use of bad hip-hoppy and/or jive slang!
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"Hatred cannot survive without a willing host...and the people of America are all too willing"
**sigh** I want to go on another rant about how racism exists everywhere and using Americans as scapegoats is stupid and bigoted. But I've done enough of that already. There are only so many different ways to say "Fu%k you, comic!". -_-
And Freeman's mother actually named her second-born "Sequel"? Now we know why Freeman is such a dumbass. It's in his DNA! And how the hell are hate crimes still occurring when every ethnic group is separated into it's own freaking country!? Wasn't the entire point of the mass segregation to put a stop to that? This comic can't even keep it's own internal logic straight.
Take a swig for the use of the uber-dated phrase "aw-ight"!
**dies of sugar rush**
OK, I'm done with the drinking game. If I had been drinking booze, I'd probably be dead after this page. Did hip-hop really sound like this in 1999?
Spiked milk? What?
The skinhead probably thinks this proves the leg muscle stereotype. Way to go, Freeman.
I call bullcrap! Freeman picks up a gun and all of a sudden he finally remembers that the head Klansman in his father's murder was a black man? And not just any black man, but a Reverend that he had known most of his life? I'm sorry, trauma or no trauma, that fact would be kinda hard to forget, don't you think?
"As long as you're black,don't you ever hit my man"
Yeah, only white folks can smack him around!...wait...
Hell yeah! Freeman just went Super Saiyan!! Now he shall be known as....THE TRUTH!
*gag*
That's it for this installment! You thought Captain Planet's green mullet was powerful? You should see THE TRUTH'S dredlocks of power in action! Trust me, it'll be great!
Sorry it took so long to get to part three. But scanning this thing with a digital camera is a pain and reading it hurts like hell. Anyway, when we last left this comic, we found out that all racism in America was caused by a 4-headed plant demon named Toxen that spits acid. And we didn't hear about why/if racism exists in other countries because countries that aren't America can't be racist and therefore they don't matter.
The only way to defeat the racist plant demon is for a bunch of jive-talking ghosts to shoot out a holy beam and hope it gives superpowers to one of the few Americans who isn't a raging bigot. Can you guess who that someone is?
If you want to play a drinking game; take a swig for every use of bad hip-hoppy and/or jive slang!
----
"Hatred cannot survive without a willing host...and the people of America are all too willing"
**sigh** I want to go on another rant about how racism exists everywhere and using Americans as scapegoats is stupid and bigoted. But I've done enough of that already. There are only so many different ways to say "Fu%k you, comic!". -_-
And Freeman's mother actually named her second-born "Sequel"? Now we know why Freeman is such a dumbass. It's in his DNA! And how the hell are hate crimes still occurring when every ethnic group is separated into it's own freaking country!? Wasn't the entire point of the mass segregation to put a stop to that? This comic can't even keep it's own internal logic straight.
Take a swig for the use of the uber-dated phrase "aw-ight"!
**dies of sugar rush**
OK, I'm done with the drinking game. If I had been drinking booze, I'd probably be dead after this page. Did hip-hop really sound like this in 1999?
Spiked milk? What?
The skinhead probably thinks this proves the leg muscle stereotype. Way to go, Freeman.
I call bullcrap! Freeman picks up a gun and all of a sudden he finally remembers that the head Klansman in his father's murder was a black man? And not just any black man, but a Reverend that he had known most of his life? I'm sorry, trauma or no trauma, that fact would be kinda hard to forget, don't you think?
"As long as you're black,don't you ever hit my man"
Yeah, only white folks can smack him around!...wait...
Hell yeah! Freeman just went Super Saiyan!! Now he shall be known as....THE TRUTH!
*gag*
That's it for this installment! You thought Captain Planet's green mullet was powerful? You should see THE TRUTH'S dredlocks of power in action! Trust me, it'll be great!
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Date: 2010-08-28 06:31 am (UTC)This hurts my head! This comic does bring up something that's always bothered me. How come white people are verbally lynched if they use the "N" word, but black people can toss it around with no repercussion? If it's truly a degrading word, shouldn't it not be tolerated coming from anyone, regardless of skin color?
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Date: 2010-08-29 07:22 am (UTC)People should either take the power out of the word (like "queer" used to be really bad), or better yet, nobody should use the word at all. How about we just don't call other people names, is that so hard?
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Date: 2010-08-30 07:16 am (UTC)(Evil kitty glare is very appropriate.)
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Date: 2010-08-30 07:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-28 02:52 pm (UTC)The last page just did it for me. If this was a superhero comic, why such a long introduction? And a crappy one to boot. Where is this even going? ARRRGH