Caption: What happens in Coolsville....

[brendala]

-Daphne: Oh my god, Velma! Last night was AMAZING! I don't think I could ever go back to men! Let's call the boys right now and tell them that we're in love. Fred's gonna be kinda bummed when I cancel our wedding. But I'm sure he'll underst-
-Velma: DAPHNE! For the last time, last night the beer was talking, not me! Let's just stay in the closet and forget last night happened, OK?