Reason number 2,483,394,487 why politicians suck

Rep. John Conyers is upset that some pesky American voters are demanding that he read bills before he signs them. Apparently, he thinks that reading is, like, totally way too hard. I have to wonder if he makes a habit of signing stuff without reading it. Because I'm tempted to approach him with a notarized contract promising to give me his salary for the next 10 years. ~_^

I would have loved to pull this crap in high school...
Teacher: "Why didn't you read the book before writing your book report?"
Me: "But Teach! That book was, like, 600 pages long! You can't expect me to read it in two weeks AND write a book report! That's totally unfair! Besides, do I really need to read the book to write a report about it?"

Reason number 2,483,394,487 why politicians suck

Rep. John Conyers is upset that some pesky American voters are demanding that he read bills before he signs them. Apparently, he thinks that reading is, like, totally way too hard. I have to wonder if he makes a habit of signing stuff without reading it. Because I'm tempted to approach him with a notarized contract promising to give me his salary for the next 10 years. ~_^

I would have loved to pull this crap in high school...
Teacher: "Why didn't you read the book before writing your book report?"
Me: "But Teach! That book was, like, 600 pages long! You can't expect me to read it in two weeks AND write a book report! That's totally unfair! Besides, do I really need to read the book to write a report about it?"