By the way, the "just friends" comment I made is confirmed. You should check out Mr. Cervone's Twitter and see it yourself.
Look, I'm not the type of person who resorts to denying a character's obvious sexuality anymore; for example, Edward Richtofen of COD's Zombies is defenitely a homosexual. Eddy's dialogue/mannerisms proved it. Seriously, shoving up his finger up a guy's anus for the laughs and reffering to a rod as "stiff" is what I'd call heavily implied, but that was not the case with Mayor Jones himself. If he really were a homosexual, it would have been touched upon. This is the show that allowed the Gus guy (Getting Past the Crap Radar example here, for he's an expy of a certain character) from the Phantom episode to call Jones "Mayor Handsome" in front of everybody and hinted that there must have been some sort of "thing" going on between Velma and Marcie. The truth of the matter is, I can accept a lesbian Marcie. And a bisexual Velma? Why not! That's what a secret homosexual relationship is, not the Sheriff and Mayor Jones' friendship.
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Look, I'm not the type of person who resorts to denying a character's obvious sexuality anymore; for example, Edward Richtofen of COD's Zombies is defenitely a homosexual. Eddy's dialogue/mannerisms proved it. Seriously, shoving up his finger up a guy's anus for the laughs and reffering to a rod as "stiff" is what I'd call heavily implied, but that was not the case with Mayor Jones himself. If he really were a homosexual, it would have been touched upon. This is the show that allowed the Gus guy (Getting Past the Crap Radar example here, for he's an expy of a certain character) from the Phantom episode to call Jones "Mayor Handsome" in front of everybody and hinted that there must have been some sort of "thing" going on between Velma and Marcie. The truth of the matter is, I can accept a lesbian Marcie. And a bisexual Velma? Why not! That's what a secret homosexual relationship is, not the Sheriff and Mayor Jones' friendship.