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[Links to part one and part two]

Sorry it took so long to get to part three. But scanning this thing with a digital camera is a pain and reading it hurts like hell. Anyway, when we last left this comic, we found out that all racism in America was caused by a 4-headed plant demon named Toxen that spits acid. And we didn't hear about why/if racism exists in other countries because countries that aren't America can't be racist and therefore they don't matter.
The only way to defeat the racist plant demon is for a bunch of jive-talking ghosts to shoot out a holy beam and hope it gives superpowers to one of the few Americans who isn't a raging bigot. Can you guess who that someone is?
Insanity under the cut )

brendala: (bitch please)
[Links to part one and part two]

Sorry it took so long to get to part three. But scanning this thing with a digital camera is a pain and reading it hurts like hell. Anyway, when we last left this comic, we found out that all racism in America was caused by a 4-headed plant demon named Toxen that spits acid. And we didn't hear about why/if racism exists in other countries because countries that aren't America can't be racist and therefore they don't matter.
The only way to defeat the racist plant demon is for a bunch of jive-talking ghosts to shoot out a holy beam and hope it gives superpowers to one of the few Americans who isn't a raging bigot. Can you guess who that someone is?
Insanity under the cut )

brendala: (bitch please)
Here's part two of my comprehensive review of "The Truth". In this installment, we meet our protagonist and our villain(s). You thought the last few pages were preachy and ridiculous? You ain't seen nothing yet!

And I'm sorry to tell you that these pages had no funny new racial slurs. So no drinking game this time. But you may want to keep something handy just to take the edge off. I used chocolate ice cream.

Onto the review:




Check the crazy slang, yo!
At least little Freeman has found himself a somewhat sane girlfriend. Too bad she has bad taste in both fashion and nicknames. And I loved the joke in the last panel. It's funny because Rodney King was viciously beaten and the ensuing riots caused countless injuries and property damage. Oh wait, no it's not funny. My grandfather's business was destroyed and all of his employees lost their jobs because of that riot. FU#K YOU, COMIC!!


More insanity lies under the cut! )
brendala: (bitch please)
Here's part two of my comprehensive review of "The Truth". In this installment, we meet our protagonist and our villain(s). You thought the last few pages were preachy and ridiculous? You ain't seen nothing yet!

And I'm sorry to tell you that these pages had no funny new racial slurs. So no drinking game this time. But you may want to keep something handy just to take the edge off. I used chocolate ice cream.

Onto the review:




Check the crazy slang, yo!
At least little Freeman has found himself a somewhat sane girlfriend. Too bad she has bad taste in both fashion and nicknames. And I loved the joke in the last panel. It's funny because Rodney King was viciously beaten and the ensuing riots caused countless injuries and property damage. Oh wait, no it's not funny. My grandfather's business was destroyed and all of his employees lost their jobs because of that riot. FU#K YOU, COMIC!!


More insanity lies under the cut! )
brendala: (bitch please)
I'd love to send this puppy to Linkara one day (his review would be WAY better than mine), but I don't know if I could bring myself to part with it. There is little information about it out there. And the only way I could get another copy is to pay $18 for it here (I paid $1 for the copy I have now. That's all this thing is worth). So for now I'll have to settle for reviewing it myself.

Anyway, I must warn you all...this comic's awfulness is hard to describe. If I had to try, I'd say it's like Captain Planet had a lovechild with the movie Crash. And that lovechild was so preachy that even Captain Planet and Crash couldn't stand to be around it!
Review (and pictures!) under the cut )
brendala: (bitch please)
I'd love to send this puppy to Linkara one day (his review would be WAY better than mine), but I don't know if I could bring myself to part with it. There is little information about it out there. And the only way I could get another copy is to pay $18 for it here (I paid $1 for the copy I have now. That's all this thing is worth). So for now I'll have to settle for reviewing it myself.

Anyway, I must warn you all...this comic's awfulness is hard to describe. If I had to try, I'd say it's like Captain Planet had a lovechild with the movie Crash. And that lovechild was so preachy that even Captain Planet and Crash couldn't stand to be around it!
Review (and pictures!) under the cut )

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